Answer: Female — so Santa's reindeer are likely female
Answer: Real silver
Answer: Their brooms
Answer: Canada Post
Answer: About 650 miles per second
Answer: Roller skates
Answer: Maine
Answer: Poinsettia (Joel Poinsett)
Answer: The Greek letter Chi (X), for Christ
Answer: Provence, France (13 desserts)
Answer: Alabama (1836)
Answer: Injuries while opening gifts or decorating
Answer: Jingle Bells
Answer: It weighed over 35,000 lbs
Answer: Japan
Answer: A shoe
Answer: El Caganer (a man pooping)
Answer: Mari Lwyd
Answer: Czech Republic / Slovakia
Answer: A white horse
Answer: Spider webs
Answer: A pickle ornament
Answer: Loksa pudding (the more it sticks, the luckier)
Answer: Roughly 25–30 million
Answer: Often as early as September
Answer: Real candles
Answer: Valentine's Day (a romantic date night)
Answer: Boston (Massachusetts Bay Colony)
Answer: About 31–32 hours thanks to time zones
Answer: The Nisse (barn gnome)
Answer: True — red Santas existed before 1931
Answer: Over 18,000 (Kerala, India, 2014)
Answer: I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
Answer: Effigies of the devil (La Quema del Diablo)
Answer: Mr. Potato Head (1952)
Answer: About two-thirds
Answer: Oregon
Answer: It tarnished (it was real silver)
Answer: Sausages and potato salad
Answer: People dressed as Krampus
Answer: Ukraine
Answer: Dead robins, frogs and creepy clowns
Answer: The Yule Cat (Jólakötturinn)
Answer: Swimsuits and Santa hats
Answer: USA/Australia (Cocoa Beach records)
Answer: Over a million
Answer: H0H 0H0
Answer: Finland
Answer: Nonsense! / Rubbish!
Answer: Over 500,000 lights (Universal Studios Japan)
Answer: About a third to half
Answer: Being terrible puns
Answer: So he can ho, ho, ho
Answer: Rude-olph
Answer: Frosted Flakes / Snowflakes
Answer: Because he knows where all the naughty girls and boys live
Answer: The elf-abet
Answer: Wrap music
Answer: Fleece Navidad
Answer: Frostbite
Answer: Claus-trophobia
Answer: They always drop their needles
Answer: Around two weeks before Christmas (Dec 11)
Answer: About 0.5–1 kg (1–2 lbs)
Answer: About 3,000–6,000
Answer: A made-up holiday from Seinfeld, 'for the rest of us'
Answer: An aluminium pole
Answer: People list how others disappointed them
Answer: Lights
Answer: Berrien Springs, USA (Christmas Pickle Capital)
Answer: National Ugly Christmas Sweater Day (third Friday of December)
Answer: Doctor Who
Answer: Low elf-esteem
Answer: Sandy Claws
Answer: Subordinate Clauses
Answer: It's Christmas, Eve
Answer: Stable tennis
Answer: Because it had the drumsticks
Answer: Saint Nickel-less
Answer: A cookie sheet
Answer: Mutt-ivations / a 'paw-sent'
Answer: USA — a saw-whet owl named Rockefeller
Answer: Christmas boxes given to servants and tradespeople
Answer: A moose / caribou (they're the same species as reindeer!)
Answer: Their noses are rich in blood vessels — sometimes reddish
Answer: They change from gold to blue
Answer: A clicking sound
Answer: About 1.3–1.6 billion
Answer: Cabbage Patch Kids
Answer: Tickle Me Elmo
Answer: Furby
Answer: A scout elf doll that 'reports' to Santa
Answer: 2005
Answer: Pavuchky
Answer: Various (e.g. Portugal / Vietnam)
Answer: Carry a horse skull on a pole door to door singing
Answer: Japan
Answer: Clothing
Answer: Silver
Answer: Sweets in shoes on December 6